Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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