am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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