Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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