just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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