Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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