You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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