So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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