you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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