return my video game
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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