Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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