I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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