is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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