i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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