took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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