People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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