So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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