Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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