just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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