i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We named our party play list daddy issues
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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