i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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