i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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