Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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