I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
