we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im holly from the hills drunk
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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