My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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