I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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