North Korea, Best Korea!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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