Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
