HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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