My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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