Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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