Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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