Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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