Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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