It's Friday. Sex?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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