So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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