I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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