WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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