So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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