Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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