you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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