Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Dear god my vagina.
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