If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
as a side note pls kill me
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