Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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