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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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