i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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