Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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