I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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