Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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