fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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