tell your sister to shave her snatch
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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