I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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