He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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