put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
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If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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