you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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